Poorly explain what you do for a living

[Greg]

I try to keep trains on track. I'm not always successful.

 

[TRD270]

Transport 15,000 lbs of self loading luggage from A to B while battling Sir Isaac Newton, armed with knowledge from a Swiss guy.

 

[Coco]

Get yelled at by customers when I tell them what is wrong with their vehicles, and how much it will cost to fix.

**currently looking for new employment, as I am tired of it.**

 

[ID Bronco]

I help people start Franchises, all kinds from start to financing, to fully opening.

 

[UNSTUCK]

Take orders from my boss with no input then get yelled at when I don't do them the way he wanted them done.

**currently looking for new employment, as I am tired of it.**

 

[Herzog]

I make things that don't materially exist, especially if the power goes out.

 

[Pike2350]

I sit at a desk and twiddle my thumbs waiting for more work to be handed to me.

realistically I make sure 1+1 =/= 3, and try to help guide a company be "better"

 

[Tacoma]

I use the biggest possible tools to make rows of smaller tools, and then shuffle them all over a giant dusty parking lot. Sometimes I go to other parts of the country to do it.

 

[DAA]

I coach teams that create things that don't materially exist.

- DAA

 

[anderson750]

I herd cats who create and sell air to fill the airspace between peoples ears.

 

[RockChucker]

I source and eliminate "huge" defects or contamination that are nanometers or micrometers across.

 

[Skylinerider]

I ask if people have tried turning it off and on again. And I swear a lot. Loudly and a lot.

 

[Stephen]

I keep the magical boxes running that allow materially non-existent things to work.

 

[mbryson]

I ask if people have tried turning it off and on again. And I swear a lot. Loudly and a lot.

I keep the magical boxes running that allow materially non-existent things to work.

I coach teams that create things that don't materially exist.

- DAA

I try to help get bacon in a box for delivery to depots/customers using whatever odd technological solution we can come up with. I also (according to my user base) "fix the internet".

All of the above (fixed Greg's to match)

 

[Hickey]

I'm a long range industrial asphalt and concrete polisher. I live the van-life performing my duties.

 

[DesertRam]

I try to fix bad things the fedgov did to the environment before we knew those things were bad.

 

[jeeper]

I tell people that their homes are not worth what they thought they were.

 

[Herzog]

I tell people that their homes are not worth what they thought they were.

You need to tell them harder!

 

[mbryson]

M

I tell people that their homes are not worth what they thought they were.

Mine's worth $1 milllliiiiooonnnnn dollars

 

[Spork]

I do the needful.