Recent content by Russnut

I think it might be a pontiac in the front... Where's the park bench spoiler?

how about this one

You could get him a budget hooker.

didn't we establish that it doesn't matter if they're fake? they're big and they're delightful. that should be enough.

you know you stopped and stared at the pictures.

Paris would be hot with a bag over her face. I sure hope Pamela has worked on her acting skills. I've always been a fan of her acting. What a swell actress. Have you seen her work in Barbed Wire? How did she not win an award?

lower back tatoos are targets for drunk people.

Paris IS an ugly hobag. And really dumb. I accidentally started watching that gay Simple Life show... Lindsay Lohan should be on THAT show. Are her ta-ta's real?

don't forget about Jorge' Washington's house and that stuff.

its too bad they weren't covering her face...

the best part of DC is the dudes who sell fake rolexes and oakleys and stuff. you could spend like $80 and come back with an extra suitcase of crap. but the good kind of crap.

Nissans aren't very cool. They all look like beans now. I have a 96 impreza with 200,000miles on it and it's still a champ. I've raced it for 4 years and daily driven it and its still holding up. If you're going to get a WRX, get a new one. They're fun to beat on, but start the beating...

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