Lame Joke Thread

TJDukit · Apr 19, 2016

Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?

Everywhere.

jeeper · Apr 19, 2016

What is Black and Screams??

Stevie wonder answering the iron.

Kevin B. · Apr 20, 2016

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

An immediate withdrawal of your funding and a visit from the Ethics Committee.

moab_cj5 · Apr 20, 2016

What is a mans new name that has a sex change operation?

Amanda

mesha · Apr 22, 2016

What didn't the sun go to college?

He already has 6000 degrees.

mesha · Apr 22, 2016

A leaf and an emo fell out of a tree.

Which one landed first?

The leaf. A rope stopped the emo.

Kevin B. · Apr 23, 2016

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

glockman · Apr 23, 2016

I wish my lawn was EMO, then it would cut itself.

mesha said:
A leaf and an emo fell out of a tree.

Which one landed first?

The leaf. A rope stopped the emo.

Hickey · Apr 23, 2016

glockman said:
I wish my lawn was EMO, then it would cut itself.

Most useful Emo evar!

jeeper · Apr 23, 2016

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Can Emo kids eat a Happy Meal?

mesha · Apr 25, 2016

ID Bronco said:
Holy smokes that may be past my acceptable filter. Yikes

jeeper said:
Um. Wow.

I guess there are some lines you just don't cross.

like..... the Boston marathon finish line.

Houndoc · Apr 25, 2016

Not sure this thread is headed the right direction. Somehow lame crossed into crass and heartless....

McFate · Apr 25, 2016

What's the first thing an astronaut does before hosting a party?

Planet.

EDIT: doh. Should've searched before posting. Someone already shared this one recently.

moab_cj5 · Apr 25, 2016

What do Central Americans use to cut their Pizza?

Little Caesars...

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jeeper · Apr 25, 2016

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...

They always take things literally

McFate · Apr 26, 2016

I thought about a career in archeology, but it seemed like it would only lead to ruins.

Skylinerider · Apr 26, 2016

I was gonna be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.

mesha · Apr 26, 2016

Houndoc said:
Not sure this thread is headed the right direction. Somehow lame crossed into crass and heartless....

Starting on page 1 of the thread.

mesha · Apr 26, 2016

jeeper said:
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...

They always take things literally

fogo said:
I thought about a career in archeology, but it seemed like it would only lead to ruins.

both of these made me laugh harder than they should have

Kevin B. · May 3, 2016

This is not fair!

- A Russian, after you give him bad directions to the fair.

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