Noahfecks
El Destructo!
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- Glenwoody Springs, CO
hands down, 6:30 is the best time of day
Lame Joke Thread
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Noahfecks
El Destructo!
- Location
- Glenwoody Springs, CO
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken
Noahfecks
El Destructo!
- Location
- Glenwoody Springs, CO
Whats the difference between people from Dubia and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai dont like the Flintstones and people from Abu Dhabi do
People from Dubai dont like the Flintstones and people from Abu Dhabi do
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- Vehicular limbo
I bought a pair of shoes from a guy this morning. I just found out he's a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced these things with but I've been tripping all day.
Pile of parts
Well-Known Member
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- South Jordan
Hi there
Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Cut Bank.
She said since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is 30 below zero and the north wind is increasing. Wind chill is -51.
Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
She says if it gets much worse she may have to let the drunken bastard in.
Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Cut Bank.
She said since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is 30 below zero and the north wind is increasing. Wind chill is -51.
Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
She says if it gets much worse she may have to let the drunken bastard in.
Noahfecks
El Destructo!
- Location
- Glenwoody Springs, CO
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work
Noahfecks
El Destructo!
- Location
- Glenwoody Springs, CO
Warning the following content is intended to be offensive.......
Where did the Irish family go on vacation?
to a different bar
What's wrong with an Italian who has one arm shorter than the other?
speech impediment
Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
because they don't work in the future either
Where did the Irish family go on vacation?
to a different bar
What's wrong with an Italian who has one arm shorter than the other?
speech impediment
Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
because they don't work in the future either
Noahfecks
El Destructo!
- Location
- Glenwoody Springs, CO
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lawnmower?
Arrested for animal cruelty
Arrested for animal cruelty
Noahfecks
El Destructo!
- Location
- Glenwoody Springs, CO
What do you get when you cross the Titanic with the Atlantic?
Half way
Half way
Homefryy
Active Member
- Location
- Salt Lake City
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene
Eileen
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
What do a refrigerator and a hospital have in common?
When the power goes out, the vegetables go bad.
If a gay man is injured and goes into a coma, is he a fruit or a vegetable?
Did you know a school of pirana will tear the flesh off of a child in less than 40 seconds?
On a side note, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
When the power goes out, the vegetables go bad.
If a gay man is injured and goes into a coma, is he a fruit or a vegetable?
Did you know a school of pirana will tear the flesh off of a child in less than 40 seconds?
On a side note, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
UNSTUCK
But stuck more often.
Yeah....ha, ha, ha. Sofa King funny.
Thanks for that. Got my mouth washed out with soap tonight. Don’t say that out loud over and over and over.
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
Thanks for that. Got my mouth washed out with soap tonight. Don’t say that out loud over and over and over.
BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain
Why do bees have sticky hair?... they use honeycombs..
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- Vehicular limbo
The classified ad said "FM radio, $5. Volume stuck on full".
I couldn't turn it down.
I couldn't turn it down.
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- Vehicular limbo
I went in for surgery and the anesthetist said I could choose between knockout gas or getting smacked in the head with a canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
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- Vehicular limbo
I really wish I could have grown up to be a Gregorian monk.
But I didn't get the chants.
But I didn't get the chants.
Houndoc
Registered User
- Location
- Grantsville
( credit to my wife...)
What is a sheep's favorite sports car?
A lamb -borghini
What is a sheep's favorite sports car?
A lamb -borghini