- Location
- West Jordan
Lame Joke Thread
- Thread starter mesha
- Start date
- Location
- Vehicular limbo
Science jokes make me numb.
Math jokes make me number.
Math jokes make me number.
- Location
- West Jordan
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover it's butt quack.
To cover it's butt quack.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
What do Cows and strippers have in common?
They don't do much until you tip them.
They don't do much until you tip them.
Rot Box
Diesel and Dust
- Location
- Smithfield Utah
What does a panda fry its bamboo in?!
A pan-duh!
Groan….
A pan-duh!
Groan….
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country.
Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell maple syrup!"
Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell maple syrup!"
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles and whined, "The only thing I smell is molasses!"
Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell maple syrup!"
Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell maple syrup!"
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles and whined, "The only thing I smell is molasses!"
- Location
- Vehicular limbo
So the other day I saw an advertisement for a kids book about Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog getting together and going on an adventure. I went to the library and asked the lady at the counter if they had it. She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
rholbrook
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Kaysville, Ut
I joined a nudist colony. It was hard for the first week.
At your age? Doubt it.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
It would be a lame joke if I can't get any more stiffies at Russ's age. It's closer for some of us @jeeper
rholbrook
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Kaysville, Ut
The problem is not about age, the problem is coaxing the recipient to join in.It would be a lame joke if I can't get any more stiffies at Russ's age. It's closer for some of us @jeeper
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
I married well, I don't have that problem. Others, many others, but not that one.The problem is not about age, the problem is coaxing the recipient to join in.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
Did you hear about the guy that got kicked out of Hobby Lobby for dipping his testicles in the glitter?
Pretty nuts huh.
Pretty nuts huh.
- Location
- Vehicular limbo
What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?
A dollar.
A dollar.
Spork
Tin Foil Hat Equipped
- Location
- Saratoga Springs, UT
I read WD-40 gets rid of mice. Tried it out, didn't get rid of the mice, but no more squeeks.
- Location
- Vehicular limbo
My wife told me that pi day isn't real and it doesn't mean that we HAVE to go get pie.
I told her to stop being irrational.
I told her to stop being irrational.
Spork
Tin Foil Hat Equipped
- Location
- Saratoga Springs, UT
This morning I read that humans actually eat more bananas than monkeys. That totally makes sense, I eat 4-5 bananas a week, and I’ve never eaten a monkey.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
What do you get if you put your hand in a blender?
A Hand Shake
A Hand Shake