Cowboy Heaven

rholbrook

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Kaysville, Ut
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.


"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.


"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.”


I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"


St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"


"Couple of minutes ago."
 
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