Check the Oil
This Should Help Explain It All...
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have
an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in
ALASKA
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Kansas
Michigan
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
Any Questions?
This Should Help Explain It All...
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have
an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in
ALASKA
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Kansas
Michigan
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
Any Questions?