Ebay issues with the definition of Primers

Tacoma

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Q: how can you confirm that this brass is really 303 years old? It looks new answered on: Feb-17-05
A: G'day. Not 303 years old unless it camr thrpugh a Stargate prior to my owning it. It cant be new because if you refer to the emails NEW is BAD. Cheers


marvelous! :rofl:
 

BCGPER

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Think I've found me a new signature... Is this too long? :rofl:

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Zombie said:
 

Badcop

Who Dat? Who Der?
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that is the funniest thing i have ever seen on ebay to this day, far beyond jenna jamisons jeep going for bid with the question "if I win, can I lick the seats?" Answer, yes, but only if your medical is up to date.
 

BCGPER

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Now that you mention it.... Who stripped "peel"? There really was some funny chit goin on there. Maybe someone don't know we talk like that face to face?


Shawn said:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Not as long as yer pecker......... :eek:
 

Shawn

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BCGPER said:
Now that you mention it.... Who stripped "peel"? There really was some funny chit goin on there. Maybe someone don't know we talk like that face to face?
it's gone.........? :eek:
 
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