Haha, that cracked me up. That reminds me of so many people we have met who live in vans. I don't think they're cannibals, but the rest was spot on!
I don't mind the comparison at all. We've met so many people who's Instagram is nothing like actually living in a van. We can live on the van for 3 or 4 days before we feel like we've lost our humanity. I don't know how people do it full time.