Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior a
break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a dog turd.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age.
days interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior a
break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a dog turd.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age.
thats a good one 
