insurance for bryson

bobmed

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bryson, you now have a specialized insurance company just for you :rofl:

http://www.ninjainsurance.com

Types of Ninjas

Although the concept of the ninja originated in 14th century Japan, over time the ninja has evolved and the concept has taken on new meaning. It is no longer reserved for just being a fierce, stealthy warrior. The word ninja can be used for a lot of different scenarios:

Ancient Ninja

A ninja is still going to be identifiable with its original definition, an ancient warrior. Ninjas are highly skilled in martial arts, stealth and various weaponry. They are able to take out their targets in a multitude of ways: with their hands, a sword, throwing stars, nunchucks or a bow and arrow, just to name a few. The ancient ninja was also a master of stealth and agility. They could perform sneak attacks on their enemies, and use their amazing agility to elude certain attacks. The ancient ninja would always put their life in the line for the greater good, making a ninja life insurance policy a must have.

Computer Ninja

In today's computer age one who is highly skilled with their computer is often referred to as a ninja. Or their skills are referred to as ninja, as in "man, I'm so ninja right now." Their skills can include programming, hacking, coding, internet gaming and other computer related activities. These computer ninjas use their computer as their "weapon" and often are associated with slang words such as "noob", "w00t" or the internet slang number "1337". Those who are highly skilled computer ninjas can often make a very good financial living off their skills. If you are a computer ninja it is very likely that your family relies on your ninja computer skills as a major source of their income. You are going to want to make sure you take out a ninja life insurance policy in order to protect your family in case something bad were to happen to you. You may have incredible ninja skills when it comes to computers, but it does not mean you are immune to death.

Kawasaki Ninja

The Kawaskai Ninja is one of the more premier lines of sportbikes one can find in the world today. The Ninja is known for its sleek look, high performance and affordably. Although the Kawaski Ninjas are often used in racing, they can be bought by anyone as a primary source of transportation. The Kawaskai Ninja will allow you to weave in and out of traffic, down roads and whip through the wind at incredible speeds. The high performance bike will truly make you a ninja on the road. Although it is a sweet ride, there is always the risk of serious accident that motorcycle riders face. With a higher accident risk, you are going to want to get a ninja life insurance policy so you will be assured your family will be taken care of if you were to be fatally injured in an accident.
 

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far enough away
Sweet, it IS about time. I'll kick the ass off the insurance agent, too, if he denies either one of us. I've got skillz, you've got an ancient family castle at the foot of Mt. Fuji. :bryson:

The ninja are historically underserved. :mad:
 
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