Lame Joke Thread

BlueWolfFab

Running Behind
Supporting Vendor
Location
Eagle Mountain
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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What do you call a magic dog?

A "labracadabrador"

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Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed.

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What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Did you hear about he population in Ireland?

It's Dublin.

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Have you heard about the pregnant bedbug?

She's going to have her baby in the spring.

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for his miserable summer.

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed

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Why are dogs not good dancers?

They have two left feet

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I watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam documentary I've ever seen.

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What do you call a Mexican that can't remember where he parked?

Carlos

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Actually, I'm still working on it.

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The furniture store keeps calling me.

All I wanted was one nightstand.

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A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says "make me one with everything"

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes — *whack*... "damn!"
A skydiver goes — "damn!"... *whack*

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"I stand corrected" said the man wearing orthopedic shoes
 
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