likely an old joke but the first I have heard of it.
I picked up a hitchhiker the other night and he seemed surprised that I would pick up someone I didn't know.
He said, "thanks but how do you know I'm not a serial killer?"
I laughed and told him the chances of TWO serial killers being in one car is kinda crazy.
It was mid October, and three students of the International School of Music were discussing the upcoming Halloween costume party. They had decided that the best choice would be to show their passion and dedication to their musical careers by going as their favorite composers.
The Russian student proudly said "For the glory of The Motherland, I must go as Tchaikovsky".
The Italian student, with all adue flair, said "There is only one clear answer for me. I must go as the greatest composer, Vivaldi!"
The German student calmy looked first at the Italian, then the Russian, took a deep breath, and in a flat serious voice said....