Lame Joke Thread

[mike thurston]

What’s the difference between light and hard?


You can sleep with a light on.

 

[STAG]

Did you know diarrhea problems are hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

 

[mesha]

My little sister started crying when my dad was cutting up onions...


onions was such a good dog.

 

[mesha]

My favorite book is the hunchback of notre dame.


I just love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

 

[Kevin B.]

I got a new universal remote control yesterday. This changes everything.

 

[STAG]

 

[4x4_Welder]

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Did it all start when he lost his mother?

 

[Kevin B.]

My doctor: we had to remove your colon.

Me why?

 

[Pile of parts]

My doctor: we had to remove your colon.

Me why?

Took me a second.

 

[UNSTUCK]

Still thinking about it.

 

[mike thurston]

If a red head works at a bakery, is he the gingerbread man?



If abortion is murder, are condoms kidnapping?

 

[STAG]

What did the doctor say when the rectal thermometer broke?




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Mercury is in Uranus

 

[moab_cj5]