Lame Joke Thread

UNSTUCK

But stuck more often.
The following is a true story. It happened last night between my 11 yo son and my adult neighbor.

Adult: Did you get lots of candy tonight?
Son: Yes I did. My bag is about to rip.
Adult: Nice! What’s your favorite candy?
Son: King size.

Maybe this should go in the proud poppa thread.
 
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