Lame Joke Thread
- Thread starter mesha
- Start date
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
How do you say Vasaline in German?
Schlipindick
or
Veenerschliden
Schlipindick
or
Veenerschliden
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
I thought it was 'Der Veener Schlider', but my German isn't great.
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is pretty heavy and one is a little lighter.
One is pretty heavy and one is a little lighter.
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
Technics, Pioneer, Sony, Panasonic
Sorry - I shouldn't make jokes about stereotypes
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
I have a horse named mayo.
Mayo nays.
This guy tried to sell me a coffin last week.
That's the last thing I need.
Mayo nays.
This guy tried to sell me a coffin last week.
That's the last thing I need.
Pile of parts
Well-Known Member
- Location
- South Jordan
A woman was three months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about six months. The woman asked the doctor about her baby.
"You had twins, a boy and a girl. They are both fine. And your brother named them for you."
"No no no! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
"Denise."
"Oh, that's actually a nice name. What did he name the boy?"
"Denephew."
"You had twins, a boy and a girl. They are both fine. And your brother named them for you."
"No no no! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
"Denise."
"Oh, that's actually a nice name. What did he name the boy?"
"Denephew."
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the shin.
Kick her in the shin.
- Location
- West Jordan
- Location
- West Jordan
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
Jokes about the dollar are funny, but they buy less laughs every year.
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
I accidentally got body spray in my mouth and now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent...
Rot Box
Diesel and Dust
- Location
- Smithfield Utah
So the other day I spotted an albino Dalmatian!
It was the least I could do for him.
It was the least I could do for him.
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
Last night I accidentally took my cat's medication.
Don't ask Meow.
Don't ask Meow.
- Location
- Vehicular limbo
How are you feline now?
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
Did you know Mortal Combat was based on a Scandinavian church song?
Ya, a Finnish Hymn.
Ya, a Finnish Hymn.
