Pills

[rholbrook]

The sex between the wife and me had been a bit unsatisfying of late,
so she told me, "Go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that
will help you to get an erection."

You can imagine her reaction when I came back from the drug store and
tossed her the diet pills!
......almost got me killed!

 

[richpblaze]

That is great, I'm about to cry from laughing.

 

[cowmilker]

Nice one! Jokes like this make me wish I hadn't accepted friend requests on Facebook from my Wife, Mom, and Bishop. When I could copy and paste to my status for a day.

 

[jeeper]

Nice one! Jokes like this make me wish I hadn't accepted friend requests on Facebook from my Wife, Mom, and Bishop. When I could copy and paste to my status for a day.

My wife laughed and then said "that's Naughty"... I'll have to see what the Bishop thinks!