lilsamiman
Stupid TV, be more funny!
- Location
- North Lehi, Utah
A guy walks into a bar, with a little spider monkey on his shoulder, and takes a seat. The bartender comes over to him and says, "I dont want any problems from that pet of yours, whadda ya have?"
The man orders his drink, but as soon as the mug touches his lips, the monkey goes crazy. Running up and down the bar, knocking over drinks, jumping off peoples heads. And everytime it sees a basket or jar of any food it gobbles all of the contests down fast!! Jumps around a little more then lands on a pool table, grabs the cue ball and in one gulp its gone. The man finally catches him and slaps down a 20, and says, "sorry for the mess, this is for the drink and the cue ball," and leaves.
A few days later, the man returns. " We arent going to have another problem are we?" "No no no," replies the man as he orders his same drink. But just as before with the touch to his lips off goes the monkey. The first jar it lands by is the marichino cherries. It pulls one out, looks at it...pops it in his butt...pulls it out, then swallows it, and carries on.
The bartender is dumbfounded. He says to the man, "First a whole cue ball, now the butt thing? The man just shrugges his shoulders and says, " Since he swallowed that ball he has to measure everything before he eats it.
The man orders his drink, but as soon as the mug touches his lips, the monkey goes crazy. Running up and down the bar, knocking over drinks, jumping off peoples heads. And everytime it sees a basket or jar of any food it gobbles all of the contests down fast!! Jumps around a little more then lands on a pool table, grabs the cue ball and in one gulp its gone. The man finally catches him and slaps down a 20, and says, "sorry for the mess, this is for the drink and the cue ball," and leaves.
A few days later, the man returns. " We arent going to have another problem are we?" "No no no," replies the man as he orders his same drink. But just as before with the touch to his lips off goes the monkey. The first jar it lands by is the marichino cherries. It pulls one out, looks at it...pops it in his butt...pulls it out, then swallows it, and carries on.
The bartender is dumbfounded. He says to the man, "First a whole cue ball, now the butt thing? The man just shrugges his shoulders and says, " Since he swallowed that ball he has to measure everything before he eats it.
