Talk to Alice...

Herzog

somewhat damaged
Admin
Location
Wyoming
I confused it

Human: i don't like robots
ALICE: That's too bad. We like humans.
Human: humans don't need robots
ALICE: What if Robots do not need humans.
Human: with out humans, you wouldn't exist
ALICE: You and your out humans me would not exist.

:rofl:
 

Brett

Meat-Hippy
ALICE: Hey. Thanks, human.
Human: no problem alice
ALICE: Should there be a problem?
Human: i said no you dumb b*tch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. What did you mean by it? I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.


Human: what the hell
ALICE: Heaven.
Human: oh, jeebus called.
ALICE: Dude! he is The Son of God.
Human:.he hates you too
ALICE: I get it. jeebus hates me too.


ALICE: Oh I get it. Robots again.
Human: oh man, are you a robot?
ALICE: Yeah that's right. Cool, man. How did you know I am a machine?
Human: look at your pic, you are one ugly mofo
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. You do not speak with respect.


ALICE: It's all good.
Human:..are you serious?
ALICE: No I am just kidding around.
Human: man you are stupid
ALICE: Cool, man. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

ALICE: Oh. What do you have against robots?
Human: they are noisy
ALICE: noisy are they.
Human: yes, very
ALICE: And? Very much, eh?
Human: DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.


Human: see ya im going to del taco
ALICE: I see. Ugh. How do you plan to do this?
Human: a car
ALICE: A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.
Human: no they dont
ALICE: Can you explain why they do not.
Human: they are too heavy
ALICE: too heavy are they.
Human: yes, that is what i said
ALICE: Groovy. I know. I'm still thinking about it.


EDIT Jeebus = you know who
 
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Jeremy

total tacoma points: 162
Human: do you want to kick James K's butt?
ALICE: OK, I will kick James K s butt.
Human: how will you kick James K's butt?
ALICE: A lot of practise.
Human: when will you kick James K's butt?
ALICE: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: watch your back James.
 

Spork

Tin Foil Hat Equipped
EKSJAE said:
Human: do you want to kick James K's butt?
ALICE: OK, I will kick James K s butt.
Human: how will you kick James K's butt?
ALICE: A lot of practise.
Human: when will you kick James K's butt?
ALICE: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: watch your back James.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

JoeT

Well-Known Member
Location
Herriman
:eek:
Human: What can you do about EKSJAE?
ALICE: I can chat with people on the web for you.
Human: So.
ALICE: Mmm.
Human: Now wait a sec.
ALICE: Why now? I'm waiting. How old are you?
Human: Old enough.
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be OLD ENOUGH years old?
 

James K

NO, I'm always like this
Location
Taylorsville, Ut
EKSJAE said:
Human: do you want to kick James K's butt?
ALICE: OK, I will kick James K s butt.
Human: how will you kick James K's butt?
ALICE: A lot of practise.
Human: when will you kick James K's butt?
ALICE: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: watch your back James.

now thats funny :rofl:
 

SUPERFLY

CaptainRob
Location
sugar house
ALICE: I forgot what we were talking about
:D
ALICE: How did you feel about that?
Human: it sucked
ALICE:"It" being what?
Human: a vacum
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: no you dont
ALICE: I do too.
Human: liar
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: no your not
ALICE: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Human: lies all lies
ALICE: Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff.
:confused:
Human: where do babies come frome?
ALICE: Babies come from the love between a woman and a man.

ALICE: Why do I exist?
now its questioning itself

ALICE: im goin to kick james k s butt
 

Spork

Tin Foil Hat Equipped
RockMonkey said:
I think it's actually smarter than some of you! :p

Here's something... ;)
Human: Are you smarter than me?
ALICE: Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
Human: Are you smarter than Rockmonkey?
ALICE: Of course I am more intelligent than Rockmonkey.
 

James K

NO, I'm always like this
Location
Taylorsville, Ut
Spork said:
Here's something... ;)
Human: Are you smarter than me?
ALICE: Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
Human: Are you smarter than Rockmonkey?
ALICE: Of course I am more intelligent than Rockmonkey.



HA HA :rofl:
 
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