TurboMinivan
Still plays with cars
- Location
- Lehi, UT
While riding one day, a lone biker came upon a farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep walking alongside. The biker began a conversation.
Biker: “That's a nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”
Farmer: “Dogs don’t talk.”
Biker: “Hey, dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “I'm doin’ alright.”
Farmer: <look of shock>
Biker: “Is this your owner?” pointing at the farmer.
Dog: “Yep.”
Biker: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the river once a week to play.”
Farmer: <look of total disbelief>
Biker: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Farmer: “Horses don’t talk.”
Biker: “Hey, horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Farmer: <extreme look of shock>
Biker: “Is this your owner? ” pointing at the farmer.
Horse: “Yessiree Bob.”
Biker: “How’s he treating you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.”
Farmer: <complete look of utter amazement>
Biker: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Farmer: "The sheep is a liar!”
Biker: “That's a nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”
Farmer: “Dogs don’t talk.”
Biker: “Hey, dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “I'm doin’ alright.”
Farmer: <look of shock>
Biker: “Is this your owner?” pointing at the farmer.
Dog: “Yep.”
Biker: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the river once a week to play.”
Farmer: <look of total disbelief>
Biker: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Farmer: “Horses don’t talk.”
Biker: “Hey, horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Farmer: <extreme look of shock>
Biker: “Is this your owner? ” pointing at the farmer.
Horse: “Yessiree Bob.”
Biker: “How’s he treating you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.”
Farmer: <complete look of utter amazement>
Biker: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Farmer: "The sheep is a liar!”
