The Cannibal

rholbrook

Well-Known Member
Location
Kaysville, Ut


A cannibal was walking through the jungle
and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.


Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
 
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