>You are an EXTREME Redneck when:>
>1. You let your 14 year-old-daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
>her kids.
>
>2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
>much gasoline it has in it.
>
>3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
>
>4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
>night.
>
>5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
>
>6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
>this."
>
>7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
>
>8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>
>9. Your junior prom offered day care.
>
>10. You think the last words of the "Star-spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen,
>start your engines."
>
>11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
>wheels.
>
>12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
>
>13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
>
>14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
>15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
>House of Tattoos.
>
>16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
>it.
>
>17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
>
>18. You can't remember what is under the blue tarp in the front of your
>house.
