Lame Joke Thread

[Hickey]

What can think the unthinkable?


An Ithberg

I hear that in Mike Tyson's voice every time.

 

[BlueWolfFab]

Famous Playboy, Hugh Hefner, successfully stopped an order of Monks from operating a business on Playboy property. Hugh asked the Monks to close down their stall, which was set up on the sidewalk in front of the mansion, where they had been selling flowers.

When news media talked to the Monks about the situation one stated, "Well if it had been anyone else we might have gotten away with it, but it just goes to show that only Hugh can prevent florist Friars."

 

[ID Bronco]

Famous Playboy, Hugh Hefner, successfully stopped an order of Monks from operating a business on Playboy property. Hugh asked the Monks to close down their stall, which was set up on the sidewalk in front of the mansion, where they had been selling flowers.

When news media talked to the Monks about the situation one stated, "Well if it had been anyone else we might have gotten away with it, but it just goes to show that only Hugh can prevent florist Friars."

Great joke!

 

[mesha]

If honey bees make honey, what kind of bees make milk?

 

[I Lean]

Boooo

 

[mesha]

Boooo

got it!

 

[moab_cj5]

If honey bees make honey, what kind of bees make milk?

I'm slow. I don't get it...

 

[Kevin B.]

Boo. Boo bees make milk. Say it aloud if you need.

 

[moab_cj5]

Boo. Boo bees make milk. Say it aloud if you need.

Ah, got it. Told you I was slow...

 

[mesha]

Why do actors always say "break a leg"?



Because there is always a cast.

 

[bryson]

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?


Go for the juggler.

 

[BlueWolfFab]

The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

 

[BlueWolfFab]

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be motherf*cking gold.

 

[mesha]

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be motherf*cking gold.

This. Is. Amazing.

 

[Hickey]

How do you get down from an elephant?


You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck.

 

[TRD270]

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be motherf*cking gold.

Not going to lie I had to look up King Oedipus but had an assumption where this was going :thumbs:

 

[bryson]

A ninja, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Good to see you two!”

 

[TJDukit]

What did the Pacific Plate say to The North American Plate when they bumped into eachother?

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[Kevin B.]

Left nut!

 

[jeeper]

? I don't get it ?