Lame Joke Thread

mesha

By endurance we conquer
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I love jokes that most consider lame. If you have one let me know.
I'll start

What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?




An elephant with diarrhea.

ba dum tish
 

SAMI

Formerly Beardy McGee
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SLC, UT
What do you call a cow with two legs?


... Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?


... Ground beef.
 

rholbrook

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Kaysville, Ut
A bear and a rabbit were out taking a pooh in the woods. The bear leaned over to the rabbit and said, "Mr. Rabbit, do you have problems with pooh sticking to your fur?" The rabbit said,"Why no, of course not." So the bear wiped his bum with the rabbit.
 

cannoncrawler

TWERNT THE MORMONS!!!!!!
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Idaho
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?






a Buck an ear











How much did the pirate pay for corn on the cob?
 

I Lean

Mbryson's hairdresser
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Utah
What did the snail say when he was riding on a turtle's back?








Wheeeeeeee!
 

Cody

Random Quote Generator
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East Stabbington
What's the difference between a cat and a sentence?



One has claws at the end of it's paws, and the other has a pause at the end of it's clause.

lol, I love that joke
 

UNSTUCK

But stuck more often.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?





Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?




Matt.
 

I Lean

Mbryson's hairdresser
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Location
Utah
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?





Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?




Matt.



In that same series:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?



Phil.


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs waterskiing?




Skip.


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?



Russel.
 

rholbrook

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Location
Kaysville, Ut
Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.

What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Curt and Rod

Two vomits were walking down the street when one started to cry. The other said, "What's wrong?" The first replied, "This is where I was brought up!"
 

pELYgroso

'Merica
Location
LEHI, UT
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a grill?

Frank.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt



How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

Wave



What did they call batman and robin after they got run over by a bus?

Flatman and Ribbon
 
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