3 religious truths

[PierCed_3]

There are three religious truths:

1. Jews do not recognize ***** as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Mormons do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

 

[Kris K]

 

[James K]

:greg:

 

[notajeep]

I know! Like this one time that I saw my bishop there, and he was like.....um...nevermind.

 

[Cory]

Why do you always take at least 2 mormons fishing with you?
















Because if you take just one he'll drink all of your beer.

 

[Chiksic]

rotflmao

 

[fattodog]

kida like, when the liquor store is closed, you can always count on your mormon neighbor to have cheap booze hidden somewhere in his garage. Or at least that is how my neighbor is. KENNETH !!

 

[OCNORB]

It's beer and I use it to fertilize the lawn!!