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- Location
- Stansbury Park UT.
A Man Dies And Is Met By A Guy With Horns Who Introcuces Himself As Satan And Says "this Is Hell Welcome I Think You Will Like It Here."
"what Is To Like About Hell"? The Man Asks
"well", Said Satan "do You Like To Smoke"?
"ya, I've Been Known To Have A Cigar Or Two Every Now And Then", Replied The Man
Satan Said "you Are Going To Love It Down Here On Mondays, We Smoke Everything; Weed, Cigars, Cigarettes, Crack, Pipes, Anything You Want We Have It To Smoke And We Smoke Aaaaalllll Daaayyy"
The Man Said "i Think I Could Get Used To Monday"
Satan Asked, "do You Like To Drink"? The Man Nodded
"good!" Said Satan "you Will Like Tuesdays Also, Vodka, Rum, Beer, Wiskey, Brandy, Coffee, Tea, Water, Soda; Whatever You Like To Drink We Have It And We Drink Aaalll Daayyyyyy"!
"do You Like Women" Satan Asked
"yes! I Like Them All!" Replied The Man, With A Big Smile On His Face.
"good" Said Satan "that Is What Wednesday Is All About Down Here; Fat Women, Skinny Women, Tall Or Short, Doggy Style, Missionary, Oral; Whatever Way You Want, With Whatever Woman You Want."
The Man Just Sat And Smiled, But Didn't Want To Reveal What Was On His Mind.
"do You Like Men"? Satan Asked
The Mans Face Went Straight And He Said "noooooo!"
Satan Smiled And Said "you Are Going To Haaate Thursdays
"what Is To Like About Hell"? The Man Asks
"well", Said Satan "do You Like To Smoke"?
"ya, I've Been Known To Have A Cigar Or Two Every Now And Then", Replied The Man
Satan Said "you Are Going To Love It Down Here On Mondays, We Smoke Everything; Weed, Cigars, Cigarettes, Crack, Pipes, Anything You Want We Have It To Smoke And We Smoke Aaaaalllll Daaayyy"
The Man Said "i Think I Could Get Used To Monday"
Satan Asked, "do You Like To Drink"? The Man Nodded
"good!" Said Satan "you Will Like Tuesdays Also, Vodka, Rum, Beer, Wiskey, Brandy, Coffee, Tea, Water, Soda; Whatever You Like To Drink We Have It And We Drink Aaalll Daayyyyyy"!
"do You Like Women" Satan Asked
"yes! I Like Them All!" Replied The Man, With A Big Smile On His Face.
"good" Said Satan "that Is What Wednesday Is All About Down Here; Fat Women, Skinny Women, Tall Or Short, Doggy Style, Missionary, Oral; Whatever Way You Want, With Whatever Woman You Want."
The Man Just Sat And Smiled, But Didn't Want To Reveal What Was On His Mind.
"do You Like Men"? Satan Asked
The Mans Face Went Straight And He Said "noooooo!"
Satan Smiled And Said "you Are Going To Haaate Thursdays
