Gotta love the Readers Digest...

[V-DAWG]

What do you get if you cross and elephant with a kangaroo?



A bunch of holes all over Australia!



Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?



He was trying to butter up the teacher!



One candle asks the other, "Are you going out tonight?"



I LOVE LAME JOKES!!!!!!!!! (they are all I understand)

 

[CJJ92yj]

Two cannibals are sitting around a fire, eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[BioNuke1]

Well come on, tell us the punchline... ..!

 

[Chewy]

NO NO... It's why don't cannibals eat clowns???

because they taste funny