Grampy old man at 30!

DOSS

Poker of the Hornets Nest
Location
Suncrest
So what horrible things await me in my 30's?

Per my father who told me...
Your penis will fall off from disuse
you will gain 30 lbs
you will forget things more often
and you will finally feel old.. It sucks.. happy birthday :p
 

spencurai

Vanilla Gorilla
Location
WVC,UT
Per my father who told me...
Your penis will fall off from disuse
you will gain 30 lbs
you will forget things more often
and you will finally feel old.. It sucks.. happy birthday :p

Well I'm not married anymore so #1 wont come true for a long time:greg:
I already gained 30 lbs.
I remember girls names so #3 hasn't come true yet.
I am seriously considering the idea of feeling old as a fundamental shift in thinking to preserve the remaining days of my life.

I am at work right now so it is just another day on the grind.
 

spencurai

Vanilla Gorilla
Location
WVC,UT
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