> A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
> HMO paperwork and was burned out.
>
>
> Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial,
> he decided to become a mechanic.
>
>
> He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
> attended diligently, and learned all he could.
>
>
> When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist
> prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous< /font>
> skill.
>
>
> When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
> obtained a score of 150%.
>
>
> Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don 't want to
> appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
> there is an error in the grade."
>
>
> The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
> perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
>
>
> "You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also
> worth 50% of the mark."
>
>
> After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50%
> because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen
> done in my entire career."
>
> HMO paperwork and was burned out.
>
>
> Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial,
> he decided to become a mechanic.
>
>
> He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
> attended diligently, and learned all he could.
>
>
> When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist
> prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous< /font>
> skill.
>
>
> When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
> obtained a score of 150%.
>
>
> Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don 't want to
> appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
> there is an error in the grade."
>
>
> The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
> perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
>
>
> "You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also
> worth 50% of the mark."
>
>
> After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50%
> because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen
> done in my entire career."
>
