Helpful Amish

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It's just one term!
Location
sunset
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man
drinking from
his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen
haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have sh!t in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your
gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."
 
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