Hinckley Release

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Hinckley Release

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.

Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility treating Hinckley received.
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To: John Hinckley

In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you
to know there is a non-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness
throughout America.

We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to
your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,

John McCain

PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.
 
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