McJeep's Daily Thoughts

[Kris K]

I had a Bowel Movement today

Thats the sh!ts

 

[Geepfreak]

Thats the sh!ts

Or is it just sh!tty?

 

[McJeep]

I have a wet dog!!! :-\









My apologies Paul

 

[McJeep]

"I don't understand the phrase 'you can't have your cake and eat it to' because if someone did have some cake in front of them they would eat it, I know I would." Quote: Elder Sami

 

[Paul R]

"I don't understand the phrase 'you can't have your cake and eat it to' because if someone did have some cake in front of them they would eat it, I know I would." Quote: Elder Sami

 

[onetuff76]

it was a year ago today.

 

[McJeep]

Is it a bad thing when you stop wetting the bed?

 

[McJeep]

you know a Vasectomy dosen't really hurt that bad

 

[Jeremy]

you know a Vasectomy dosen't really hurt that bad

OUCH :sick:

 

[Brett]

you know a Vasectomy dosen't really hurt that bad

It's an option now

 

[McJeep]

DO NOT MIX POPPY-SEED MUFFINS WITH MT. DEW!!!!! IT IS BAD NEWS FOR THE OLD REFINERY (stomach) :sick:

 

[McJeep]

here is a dumb dad joke: what is the oppiste of urine.......
















































ur-out. hahahahaha










sorry everyone

 

[McJeep]

I just found out that the hole in my underwear goes on the front. crazy hugh!!!

 

[McJeep]

Meter Maids.... I saw a male Meter Maid and I was wondering would you call a male meter maid a meter man, or a meter butler, or would you just call him a male meter maid?????......








Ten days until the anniversary of my first thought.

 

[McJeep]

I have soft TP

 

[McJeep]

Yes, My toilet does talk about me behind my back

 

[McJeep]

Someone once told me that "you can't complain if you don't vote"

 

[McJeep]

If I were a man with gills I would be a fish!

 

[McJeep]

Has anyone heard the saying "you only hurt the ones you love."

Well I think it more fitting to say: you only hurt the ones who love you!

 

[McJeep]

I think I will have some food for dinner tonight. the tape worms just aren't very filling.