Navin R. Johnson

[slim]

I know, there is a "Help Wanted" sign in every business in town and mine included. Looking for a hired hand who can man the pumps for the 6am to 2pm shift at Gary's Full-Service in North Orem. Picture Navin R. Johnson i.e. Steve Martin from the movie "The Jerk". Payola is in the neighborhood of $9 to $10 an hour plus tips.

PM me if interested in knowing more.

 

[Hickey]

"He hate those cans!"

 

[DevinB]

I applied there when I was in high school, some ten years ago.

It's the cans! Get away from the cans!

 

[slim]

I applied there when I was in high school, some ten years ago.

It's the cans! Get away from the cans!

Great, I tried out for the BYU football team once too and got cut in admissions. Apparently they have a dress or honor code or something and my full beard and long hair didn't pass.

That was 25 years ago and I can't play football anymore, just pump gas... Have the years been good to your pump hand?

 

[DevinB]

You couldn't afford my pumping hand! :greg:

 

[cannoncrawler]

"wanna be president of texaco oil???"

OK!

 

[slim]

You couldn't afford my pumping hand! :greg:

I probably don't want to know where its been...

 

[slim]

Favorite lines from The Jerk

There are so many great quotes from The Jerk. "Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it."

"First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book."

Anybody else got a favorate?

"wanna be president of texaco oil???"

OK!

 

[cannoncrawler]

WHAT!!!!!!

that guy jipped me!!!!!!!

he put daisey stems on my roses!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cannoncrawler]

"and I will be sending more money soon, as patty promised me a blowjob"

MOM: oh that patty sounds like a nice girl!


there are too many good lines.....i could be up all night!

gotta go see it again!