Need a good laugh?

[rollover]

This guy talks in his sleep. His loving wife records his sleep-talking at night with a voice activated recorder.

This was a feature story on the Today show. he can use a few ****** words but remember he's asleep!

Enjoy!

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

 

[Thursty]

Thats hilarious! Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of either.

 

[SAMI]

Too funny

 

[I Lean]

I cried a little bit.

 

[193kyle]

Oh man, that is funny!

 

[rollover]

Just trying to lighten up your day!

 

[Tacoma]

I choked on my sandwich a little, there is some FUNNY stuff on there.

 

[Caleb]

I think January 14th is the best...

Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!"

"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

"We haven't got a plank. Just ****ing jump."

"Yes I'm sad, but if you stood further away, I'd be happier. No, further away. Well, let's face it, just ****ing CUNT OFF! Thank you, I appreciate it."

 

[Zombie]

I might have peed a little bit while reading that... hardest I've laughed in a while.

 

[Zombie]

"My bagder's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"

That and snail fiddling, which reminds me of worm grunting. I'm going to try to make a violin type bow to use for worm grunting, but I'll call it snail fiddling... in honor of this guy.

 

[I Lean]

"My bagder's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"

That and snail fiddling, which reminds me of worm grunting. I'm going to try to make a violin type bow to use for worm grunting, but I'll call it snail fiddling... in honor of this guy.

What the hell is worm grunting?

 

[Tacoma]

I'm not sure, but I bet it didn't originate in Sandy.

 

[Zombie]

What the hell is worm grunting?

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worm_charming

See.. you learned something today. The cool thing is that if you google worm grunting, you won't find much that doesn't have to do with that hillbilly dude in the Dirty Job's show.

 

[I Lean]

I just read the Wikipedia thing.....there's competitive worm charming. There really must be nothing to do in England.

 

[SAMI]

[hand tangled in my hair, massaging my scalp] "I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."

 

[GEEPAHOLIC]

I'm baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."

"Potato bags. I can't find my potato bags. I need them! [desperately] Who's got my potato bags? Oh, **** it! I'll have to use something else."

"Dogs' scrotums. They stretch."

"Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling."
WTF ? i'm still crying