KWight
Active Member
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
I was in a store the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with
a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife
too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little concerned."
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big
blue eyes, long legs, large breasts, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like that.
a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I
guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife
too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little concerned."
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big
blue eyes, long legs, large breasts, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like that.
