RockChucker
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- Location
- Highland
a redneck goes to a college to finish school. he goes to the dean and the dean shows him a list of required classes and electives. he sees logic and says, 'what's this class about?'
The dean replies,"well, do you own a weedwacker?"
"yes"
"then you must have a lawn, if you have a lawn you must have a house."
"wow that is amazin'"
"if you have a house then you are probably married which means your not gay."
"wow, that is amazin'. i'll take that class!"
The redneck sees his friend later. He asks what classes the redneck is taking. the redneck says, "logic"
his friend asks, "what is that"
the redneck replies,"do you have a weedwacker?"
"no"
"then you're gay"
The dean replies,"well, do you own a weedwacker?"
"yes"
"then you must have a lawn, if you have a lawn you must have a house."
"wow that is amazin'"
"if you have a house then you are probably married which means your not gay."
"wow, that is amazin'. i'll take that class!"
The redneck sees his friend later. He asks what classes the redneck is taking. the redneck says, "logic"
his friend asks, "what is that"
the redneck replies,"do you have a weedwacker?"
"no"
"then you're gay"
