Installing a wireless security system in four easy
steps:
1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's
used work boots, a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy
of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something
like, "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more
ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls,
they've just been wormed."
steps:
1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's
used work boots, a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy
of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something
like, "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more
ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls,
they've just been wormed."
