wally
Registered User
You may have to be a Southerner to truly
relate to this one!!!!
A major network is planning a new "survivor" show. In response, the State of
Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style"
The contestants will start in
El Paso , travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa,
Midland , Big Spring ,
Abilene , Ft. Worth & Dallas. They will then proceed down to Waco, Austin, on to San Antonio, up I-10 to Kerrville, Sonora then up to San Angelo, Lamesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo over to Herford and back to El Paso.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a
bumper sticker that reads:
"I'm gay, I voted for Barak Obama and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.
relate to this one!!!!
A major network is planning a new "survivor" show. In response, the State of
Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style"
The contestants will start in
El Paso , travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa,
Midland , Big Spring ,
Abilene , Ft. Worth & Dallas. They will then proceed down to Waco, Austin, on to San Antonio, up I-10 to Kerrville, Sonora then up to San Angelo, Lamesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo over to Herford and back to El Paso.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a
bumper sticker that reads:
"I'm gay, I voted for Barak Obama and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.
