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- In a feild of poo
A father passing by his son's bedroom was
astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It
was addressed,
"Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the
letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to
avoid a scene with
Mom
and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is
so nice I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her
piercings, tattoos,
her
tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much
older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan said
that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having
many
more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for us and trading
it with the other
people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy
we want. In the
meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Joan
can
get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad , I'm 15 years old now and I know
how to take care
of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so
you can get to
know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
Chad
P.S. Dad, NONE of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than
the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I
love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It
was addressed,
"Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the
letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to
avoid a scene with
Mom
and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is
so nice I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her
piercings, tattoos,
her
tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much
older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan said
that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having
many
more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for us and trading
it with the other
people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy
we want. In the
meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Joan
can
get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad , I'm 15 years old now and I know
how to take care
of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so
you can get to
know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
Chad
P.S. Dad, NONE of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than
the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I
love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
