A woman tells her husband that she wants a breast augmentation surgery, to which her husband replies that they don't have enough money to do it. Her husband tells her to think of a way they can afford it and he would consider it.
Three days pass and the husband tells his wife he has a solution. The wife is extatic but puzzled to see a wad of tiolet paper in his hand. The husband says, "honey, run this up and down the middle of your chest 1-2 times per day and lets see what happens". The wife puzzled asks, "Why do you think this is going to make my chest larger?" The husband replies "I dunno but it sure made your butt bigger!"
So it has nothing to do with chickens, it got you to look though.
Although; I do like chicken breasts. mmmm
Three days pass and the husband tells his wife he has a solution. The wife is extatic but puzzled to see a wad of tiolet paper in his hand. The husband says, "honey, run this up and down the middle of your chest 1-2 times per day and lets see what happens". The wife puzzled asks, "Why do you think this is going to make my chest larger?" The husband replies "I dunno but it sure made your butt bigger!"
So it has nothing to do with chickens, it got you to look though.
Although; I do like chicken breasts. mmmm
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