The economy is so bad that......

KWight

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CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying for love.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM & Chrysler.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

The Mafia is laying off judges
 
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