Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer
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> are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
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> out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total"
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> says the Genie.
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> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
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> also>farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .."
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> Pooooof!
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> With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was ever made fertile
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> for farming.
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>
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> Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan
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> Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into
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> our precious land."
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> Pooooof!
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> Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
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> around those countries..
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> The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
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> this wall".
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> The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
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> completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable.
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> Now what is your wish?"
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> The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
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>
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> Pooooof!
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> PEACE ! !
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> are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
>
> out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total"
>
> says the Genie.
>
>
>
> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
>
> also>farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .."
>
>
>
> Pooooof!
>
>
>
> With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was ever made fertile
>
> for farming.
>
>
>
> Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan
>
> Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into
>
> our precious land."
>
>
>
> Pooooof!
>
>
>
> Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
>
> around those countries..
>
>
>
> The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
>
> this wall".
>
>
>
> The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
>
> completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable.
>
> Now what is your wish?"
>
>
>
> The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
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>
>
> Pooooof!
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>
>
> PEACE ! !
