The Itch

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The Itch

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew

that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch

them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his

colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio

thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than

satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured

a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she

dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to

the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King

and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would

cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of

Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to

their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching

powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick

worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The

Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and

hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio

demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now

satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could

never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get

lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching

powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story............

Pay your bills.
 
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