RockMonkey
Suddenly Enthusiastic
10. Getting up at 2:30 AM to start driving to Moab.
9. Having the Clerk at City Market lie to you about how old the sandwich you just bought is.
8. Having two racing motorcyles come around a blind corner at high speed on the wrong side of the road and only being able to avoid one of them.
7. Breaking unfortunate motorcylist's leg in two places, and both ankles.
6. Bending motorcycle in half rendering it a big heavy pile of junk.
5. Ripping 7 inch gash in sidewall of a 38" SX rendering it a big heavy pile of junk.
4. Breaking spring center pin, shock, traction bar, and beadlock wheel rendering Jeep a big heavy pile of junk.
3. Having police write you a ticket for not having pile of junk registered.
2. Going home at midnight after not sleeping for 24 hours, and then having to tow trailer to storage yard because if you don't, you know it will be towed away by morning.
1. Waking up at home on Saturday morning when you should be doing Upper Helldorado and Upper Proving Grounds that day.
9. Having the Clerk at City Market lie to you about how old the sandwich you just bought is.
8. Having two racing motorcyles come around a blind corner at high speed on the wrong side of the road and only being able to avoid one of them.
7. Breaking unfortunate motorcylist's leg in two places, and both ankles.
6. Bending motorcycle in half rendering it a big heavy pile of junk.
5. Ripping 7 inch gash in sidewall of a 38" SX rendering it a big heavy pile of junk.
4. Breaking spring center pin, shock, traction bar, and beadlock wheel rendering Jeep a big heavy pile of junk.
3. Having police write you a ticket for not having pile of junk registered.
2. Going home at midnight after not sleeping for 24 hours, and then having to tow trailer to storage yard because if you don't, you know it will be towed away by morning.
1. Waking up at home on Saturday morning when you should be doing Upper Helldorado and Upper Proving Grounds that day.
