an email I recieved

James K

NO, I'm always like this
Location
Taylorsville, Ut
I don't know if anyone else has gott'n this.

I thought it was a good read and "I" like it.

Andy Rooney said on 60 minutes a few weeks back: (for those of you that
don't know Andy Rooney, he is a 82 year old US TV commentator.)

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can
kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you
from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there
are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is
an opinion.

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except
numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are
things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black
Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like
the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White

Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens.
Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are
different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where
70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the
Law of Probability.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received
sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private
matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a
newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English!

As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should
have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you could leave the
countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the
police should have every right to shoot your sorry self if you threaten
them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
"freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount
votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are
qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans
or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store,
or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives
in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come
over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to
their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is
fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from
watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next
operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. Ask
your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a
parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when
necessary, and say "NO!"

"I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that
new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as
you serve me fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and
not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be
"African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around
saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great,
great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America
and nowhere else.

If you don't like my point of view... tough. DON'T PASS IT ON!!
 
J

jeff cardall

Guest
James K said:
I don't know if anyone else has gott'n this.

I thought it was a good read and "I" like it.

Andy Rooney said on 60 minutes a few weeks back: (for those of you that
don't know Andy Rooney, he is a 82 year old US TV commentator.)

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can
kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you
from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there
are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is
an opinion.

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except
numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are
things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black
Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like
the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White

Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens.
Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are
different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where
70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the
Law of Probability.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received
sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private
matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a
newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English!

As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should
have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you could leave the
countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the
police should have every right to shoot your sorry self if you threaten
them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
"freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount
votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are
qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans
or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store,
or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives
in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come
over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to
their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is
fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from
watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next
operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. Ask
your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a
parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when
necessary, and say "NO!"

"I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that
new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as
you serve me fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and
not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be
"African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around
saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great,
great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America
and nowhere else.

If you don't like my point of view... tough. DON'T PASS IT ON!!
:D me like's
EDIT: my favorite part the speaking english part :D
 

DorkAlert

Registered User
Location
SLC, Utah
I definitely agree on the english stuff. Any country you go to live in or visit is a thousand times better if you can speak the language spoken for both the visitor and the host. Plus you get better hook-ups when you can talk the talk.
 

Caleb

Well-Known Member
Location
Riverton
Amen!!!

I HATE it when people can't speak english, its like an insult to me and my country...also, why is it that every native born Latino out there brags about how great it is in their country and has dingle berries in their cars and etc etc etc, but yet they all want to come here:confused: cant stand it!!!:mad2:
 

DorkAlert

Registered User
Location
SLC, Utah
I can understand why they want to be here. What I don't understand is why they don't want to but any effort into bettering thier own country. For that matter, bettering themselves by picking up a second language.
 

DorkAlert

Registered User
Location
SLC, Utah
One more thing...I find it strange when minorities get in a tizzy about when a municipality tries to make english an official language of a state/city etc. As far as I'm concerned english IS the official language and if you are planning on moving to a country where they don't speak your native lingo.
 
S

sukaB

Guest
James K said:
I thought you might like that :D

I have a family of 18 living three houses down from me and they have like 12 cars and they park them in the Anarchy parking lot....
Pisses me off...
I'm going to call the po-po or get someone to tow them all one night.....

I'm tired of that flag flyin around next to the dingle berries and dice....
Stinky dirt heads...

I ever tell you about the time I tangled with an illegal in my apartment laundry room after me and my wife left our clothes in there and I didnt feel right so
I went back and peeked through the window to find :eek:

Ohh It's so on....
 

Andy

aka. Hollywood
BBowski82 said:
I echo your sentiments 100 percent.....I mean.... Word Dawg


Everything but the homo part right ..... I mean you just eminate it. And the way you try to force it on others, your gonna' get your ass kicked being an agressive homo! :rofl: :rofl: :D :D :D
 

BBowski82

What are you looking at?
Location
Haubstadt, In
Andy said:
Everything but the homo part right ..... I mean you just eminate it. And the way you try to force it on others, your gonna' get your ass kicked being an agressive homo! :rofl: :rofl: :D :D :D

If I am an "Agressive Homo" then why does yours and Spencers wives keep calling me for....well you know what....and I ain't talking about fashion advice....(Chit Chat is PG-13) :D :D
 

SAMI

Formerly Beardy McGee
Location
SLC, UT
i like that guy....i heard him go off on Windows and computers in general one time.....funny stuff! so true!
 

DorkAlert

Registered User
Location
SLC, Utah
Yeah..Mickey Rooney is good...windows pre-2000 pro sucks bad...I have to deal with the crappy editions all day long. What really drives me nuts is you still have IT departments using ME(Mistake Edition) and NT.
 

Caleb

Well-Known Member
Location
Riverton
DorkAlert said:
Yeah..Mickey Rooney is good...windows pre-2000 pro sucks bad...I have to deal with the crappy editions all day long. What really drives me nuts is you still have IT departments using ME(Mistake Edition) and NT.



:eek: ME :eek:

that was the most worthless edition ever...I ran it for a couple days is all then I got off the stinkin thing...NT is a good system ( a little outdated) but still a decent system.:D
 
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