Lame Joke Thread

Pile of parts

Well-Known Member
Location
South Jordan
This one works better said - never tried to write it but here it goes. Help me out and play along if you get it.


How do you get an elephant through a doorway?



Take the "D" out of door and the "F" out of way.....
 

McFate

Active Member
Location
Herriman
Want to determine the gender of an ant? It's simple: throw it into some water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, that means it's buoyant.
 

mesha

By endurance we conquer
Location
A.F.
A mom and son are having a conversation

Samuel, do you think I am a bad mom?



My name is James.
 

jeeper

I live my life 1 dumpster at a time
Location
So Jo, Ut
Did you know all of the tickle me Elmo dolls are boys?


It's a requirement that the factory gives each doll a couple test tickles.
 
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