Lighten the mood

[Kevin B.]

 

[jeeper]

Why are we against the rich? Isn’t having money a goal for all of us?
let’s yeet some politicians instead.

 

[Kevin B.]

Why are we against the rich? Isn’t having money a goal for all of us?
let’s yeet some politicians instead.

Ok but the rich ones first.

 

[jeeper]

Ok but the rich ones first.

Deal.

 

[Thursty]

 

[N-Smooth]

My wife is addicted to yoga pants (that's not a bad thing, fellas) and lately she's been shopping Amazon.

They're all about letting me know:

"Your yoga pants are on the way!" "See how many stops before your yoga pants are delivered." "Tell us how the naked feel yoga pants feel."

So, I play this game where I am the middle man updating my wife on every part of the yoga pant journey.

Here are today's texts:


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I love yoga pants on my wife but I wish they just didn't make the larger sizes. There are some things that can't be unseen

Sorry, I'm sizeist.

 

[glockman]

Why are we against the rich? Isn’t having money a goal for all of us?
let’s yeet some politicians instead.

I thought it was a play on the Aerosmith song.

 

[Cody]

Ok but the rich ones first.

there are poor politicians? I mean, in wealth.

My wife long ago through away any pants that "weren't her truth". Apparently her only truth is high waisted yoga pants.

 

[jeeper]

there are poor politicians? I mean, in wealth.

My wife long ago through away any pants that "weren't her truth". Apparently her only truth is high waisted yoga pants.

my wife is also a subscriber to the dress your truth scheme. She’s much happier, and Carol has a lot more of my money 🙄

 

[Herzog]

In thanks for the chance!
I love yoga pants on the wimmins. I hate politicians.

 

[Hickey]

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[Magerdgr]

 

[Magerdgr]

 

[Herzog]

 

[Herzog]

Different day, different/same mood?

 

[Thursty]

 

[jeeper]

 

[jeeper]

 

[TRD270]

Internet wins again

 

[TurboMinivan]

Internet wins again

Damn, I wish I got the reference. Who is that woman?