BlueWolfFab
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Lame Joke Thread
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BlueWolfFab
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An American, Frenchman, Spaniard and German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The street performer notices that the four gentleman have a very poor view so he stands on a wooden box and asks, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
BlueWolfFab
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- Eagle Mountain
What's E.T. short for?
Because he has little legs.
Because he has little legs.
BlueWolfFab
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From GreenJeep
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My son told me this one this morning. Why did Johnny drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
He got hit by a bus.
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What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas.
BlueWolfFab
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A police officer radioed his station:
"I have an interesting case here, it seems an elderly woman has shot her husband because he stepped on the floor she had just mopped"
Station: "Have you arrested her yet?"
officer: "Not yet, the floor is still wet."
"I have an interesting case here, it seems an elderly woman has shot her husband because he stepped on the floor she had just mopped"
Station: "Have you arrested her yet?"
officer: "Not yet, the floor is still wet."
ID Bronco
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My buddy used this at a work training the other day. (he is bald and on this forum)
You say, "I am going to tell you the funniest joke ever, so funny it will make you go bald.....................Oh wait, I see some of you have already heard it.
You say, "I am going to tell you the funniest joke ever, so funny it will make you go bald.....................Oh wait, I see some of you have already heard it.
BlueWolfFab
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I must have heard about half of it.
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What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
Tennish.
Tennish.
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What do you call a Bunny wearing a Kilt?
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A HopSkotch.
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A HopSkotch.
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What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies.
Boobies.
The police knocked on my door this evening and showed me a picture. They asked if the lady in the photo was my wife.
I said yes.
The lead officer said 'I'm sorry, it looks like she has been hit by a bus'
I said 'I know, but she is really good with the kids'
I said yes.
The lead officer said 'I'm sorry, it looks like she has been hit by a bus'
I said 'I know, but she is really good with the kids'
BlueWolfFab
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This one is bad...
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
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Aids
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
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Aids
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That's terrible. I'll be laughing all the way to Hell.
BlueWolfFab
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- Eagle Mountain
"That's what"
–She
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TJDukit
I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S.
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- Clearfield
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
You look for the fresh prints.
BlueWolfFab
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- Eagle Mountain
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
I can't find my tractor.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
Robin, get in the Batmobile.
I can't find my tractor.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
Robin, get in the Batmobile.