- Location
- The Village of Kay
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It kept getting stuck in the crack...
It kept getting stuck in the crack...
Lame Joke Thread
- Thread starter mesha
- Start date
BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain
I have a condition that causes me to eat when I can't sleep.
It's called 'Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia'
It's called 'Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia'
BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain
There are so many marbleous statues in Greece, it's a shame many of them get taken for granite.
BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAANNNDDD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYE
HAAAANNNDDD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYE
- Location
- Vehicular limbo
I hit my wife with this one about 1am as she was falling asleep. No regrets.
- Location
- West Jordan
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.
What do you get when 3 Hondas play a musical note?
Accord.
"I've started training religious leaders."
"How is it?"
"I'm making a prophet."
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon?
He might Pikachu.
Two whales walk into a bar. The bartender asks them what they want.
The first whale replies: "WOOOOOOWWWWWW WOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE WOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOO".
The second whale says: "Shut up Frankie, you're drunk".
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.
What do you get when 3 Hondas play a musical note?
Accord.
"I've started training religious leaders."
"How is it?"
"I'm making a prophet."
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon?
He might Pikachu.
Two whales walk into a bar. The bartender asks them what they want.
The first whale replies: "WOOOOOOWWWWWW WOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE WOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOO".
The second whale says: "Shut up Frankie, you're drunk".
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- Location
- West Jordan
Dwarves in a supermarket. You gotta hand it to them.
Here's one for Cody:
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
Here's one for Cody:
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
Dark humor is kind of like food. Not everyone gets it.
BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain
"Nine hundred and forty-five" is basically how I'd sum up the 90's.
BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain
(90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945) 
- Location
- Vehicular limbo
What do you do when you see a space man?
You park (man).
You park (man).
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- Location
- Vehicular limbo
What does an annoying pepper do?
It gets jalepeno face.
It gets jalepeno face.
- Location
- The Village of Kay
What do KSL and a box of Special K have in common?
they are both full of flakes!
they are both full of flakes!
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
Canibal: noun- someone who is fed up with people.
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glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
I put my grandmother on speed dial the other day. I call it Instagram.
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BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator..
Only a fraction of you will find this funny.
Only a fraction of you will find this funny.
clfrnacwby
Recovery Addict
- Location
- NV
What did the excited gardener do when Spring finally came?
He wet his plants
He wet his plants
Houndoc
Registered User
- Location
- Grantsville
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.