TJDukit
I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S.
- Location
- Clearfield
You just watched Will Farrell vs Mark Wahlberg didn't you.
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Lame Joke Thread
- Thread starter mesha
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ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
No I am a social media retard, but I'm sure the guy who told them to me did. My wife said they were on facebook that day after I tried to tell them to her.
My brother is a walking joke book, these came from him today.
Both are R rated..
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef strokin-off.
There was a child born without eye lids. The doctors tried a new surgery and used the foreskin from his circumcision to make eyeslids. He has had a few follow up surgeries since, but no matter what they try, he still looks a little cok-eyed.
Both are R rated..
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef strokin-off.
There was a child born without eye lids. The doctors tried a new surgery and used the foreskin from his circumcision to make eyeslids. He has had a few follow up surgeries since, but no matter what they try, he still looks a little cok-eyed.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
I just got one of my elementary school notebooks from my moms. I wrote these in 1987.
Do cats have flees- No cats have kittens.
If two's company and three's a crowd what 4 and 5? Nine.
Why did the horse wear sneakers? She was running a mare-athon.
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Do cats have flees- No cats have kittens.
If two's company and three's a crowd what 4 and 5? Nine.
Why did the horse wear sneakers? She was running a mare-athon.
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glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
How do you start a story about the beach?
One a palm a time.
How do you start a story about chess?
Once a pawn a time.
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One a palm a time.
How do you start a story about chess?
Once a pawn a time.
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- Location
- Vehicular limbo
I keep telling the doctor that I'm not addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, but he wants me to quit cold turkey.
BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain
How do construction workers celebrate?
They raise the roof.
They raise the roof.
BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain
Lmao I feel like a dumbass... I just barely got this. For some reason I was thinking Endless Love was a Stevie Wonder song or something and I was wondering what Helen Keller had to do with it Hahahaha
I still don’t.
In the tennis world the score of zero is known as love. So endless 0-0
UNSTUCK
But stuck more often.
And why would it endless 0-0? Because they are both blind. (Just to take it a step further)
D
Deleted member 12904
Guest
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- Vehicular limbo
Haha, stolen!
- Location
- Vehicular limbo
My boy asked me today why your nose is in the middle of your face.
Because it's the scenter.
Because it's the scenter.
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
What do the movies The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
I see (icy) dead people.
I see (icy) dead people.
BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain